Win A Book!
October 24, 2008 by Tracy
Filed under Book Contests
Happy Friday! Do you want to win a copy of this Fantastic book? Come up with a funny caption for the BAD book cover below (yes, it is a real book!) and the one that makes my hubby and my teen laugh the loudest will win a copy of Testimony by Anita Shreve. I will also be giving away three more copies next week, thanks to Hachette Book Group. Go forth and write! Don’t be shy, you never know what will tickle them!This contest closes Saturday (25th) at midnight. I will announce the winner Sunday Oct.26th. Can’t wait to read them!
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I will post your contest in my sidebar. No need to enter me.
This is me not entering but holy wow that cover is hilarious, I love it! It sort of reminds me of Where the Wild Things Are! I love how the boy and that top monster are having a great time and that other one is totally being BAD eating the train tracks!
Got Train?
Barney who?
Train eater by day , flying purple monster by night
Who says you can’t have your train and eat it too?
hope one of these at least produce a giggle
Bloated Barney Gone Wild!
Purple People Eater?
Oh no….Purple Train Eater!
Ok one more…..
Boy on top yells….
“Hurry up! Clear that runway!”
Purple monster on ground responds….
“I AM, I AM! I’M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN!”
The Neverending Story ~ Part 2 ~ (why your Mother told you NOT to drink a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew and eat Purple Gummi Monsters before bedtime)
Purple Pal Gone Wild!
Umm…is it horrible that I actually quite like this cover?
The Diet Don’t Monster strikes back.
“Eating trains sure does give me gas.”
The funny thing is, I’m pretty sure I read that book as a kid. I loved the Choose Your Own Adventure series.
“Before he discovered his purple monster could fly, Billy felt obligated to eat his toy trains in order to maintain a healthy relationship.”
I’m actually quite fond of that cover.
Um, purple, guys? Really, don’t you think it’s more of a lavender hue? Or maybe not. Maybe orchid. Yeah, that’s it.
Whew!
If I told you NOT to think of an flying orchid space monster, could you do it? *snerk*
Cute contest. I’ll feature it on my blog.
Yes it is a flying purple people seater!
Fly Opra! Fly!
“Next week on the Biggest Loser family edition: Will the purple team be able to “train” their way towards a win?”
Oh god, that was horrible haha. Oh well, that cover is hilarious caption or no caption.
Ummmmm – “Leave no tracks” – popular with environmentalists.
Jabba The Hut’s career after Star Wars was not very pretty.
Dumbo’s got nothin on me!
“Killer Cowpies From Space.”
Tastes like chicken?
who do you want me to eat next
book title appears to pursuade a reader to open it.
I enjoy her books.
Newsflash! It was revealed today that BARNEY is on STEROIDS!!
When you give your dinner a lift home.
Don’t mix grape soda and milk
Some vintage things are better left buried.
Please enter me in this contest. I have blogged about this contest on Random Wonder.
Timmy the God of Nutrition flew his Vitamonster all over Planet Slunk to make sure that everyone got their daily requirement of Vitamin Locomotive.
Hey, you guys-why would you want to fly when you can have a great dinner like I’m having!! Look who’s missing out!!!
Just when you thought you knew the meaning of “ugly”…
Flying Barney on steroids!
Laugh, This Is My Life
I would like to seem a world of ugly
At Last My Mother-In-Law Gets The Recognition She Deserves.
Gorga as in Gorgantuan? I think he/she is cute. A friend for any child. Maybe Gorga can travel round to all the landfill cleanin up all the waste that people throw away. Better recommend him to the President.
Lets look at Barney with Skingraft!!!!!!
The jolly green giant’s out, and I’m in.
purple people eater
Re-training the Flying Purple People Eaters to prefer “Meals-on-Wheels” was getting stuck on the bit about “TRAIN-ing”…
“Staying on track” with the new meal plan was turning out to be a problem…
Hoping I can rephrase that earlier entry without disqualifying myself:
With the new meal plan, “staying on track” was turning out to be a problem…
…and my mom told me that big, fat, purple monsters don’t fly! They are sooooo lame!
Embarassed by his brother Godzilla, Gorganzola shortened his name and dyed his skin.
As the green moon rises, Michael Moore spreads the great news that he no longer has anything to complain about now that Barack Obama has been elected President of the United States of America.
He just ate a jumbo jet!!!
This is never easy.