Who Should Michael Phelps Date?
One of the biggest questions of the Olympics is “Who is Michael Phelps dating?” It was reported on several websites this week that it was Amanda Beard, who is also an Olympic swimmer. Amanda obnoxiously denied it by saying “eww, no, I have really good taste.” Good to know an American Olympic Hero isn’t your type, Amanda, maybe an unemployed pot smoker does it for ya? So I thought I could offer up some better suggestions for Michael, by listing who I think would be good matches for such a terrific guy! Who do you think Michael should date?
Who better than a mermaid? Michael + Madison = LOVE
Here our nickname for Michael is “Superman” so how about Lois Lane? There have been lots of versions so lets go with the newest one.
What about the girl from SwimFan? Has anyone even seen this movie? Oh Scratch that! I remember she kills people.
How about the girl from The Cutting Edge? She understands the competitive nature of The Olympics and she is an Ice skater. Ice is made of water which you swim in! I know I’m stretching. P.S. Did anyone else love this movie? or am I alone in my sad sad world?
The Water Nymph Girl from The Lady In The Water? I know, one of the worst movies in history but she was cute. and sweet. and she likes the water.
And probably the one every guy would like. Jessica Alba, but only as the “Into The Blue” Character because she is a diver and swimmer.
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huh. I think Michael’s kinda hot. Guess I don’t have good taste!
I love the Cutting Edge!
Happy ICommLeavWe! I was thinking that Michael Phelps might like to date Kate Bosworth in the movie Blue Crush, another true classic right up there with the Cutting Edge, which I PAID to see in the theaters twice!
Hahaha….I love the Cutting Edge too. I’ve watched it a billion times.
I’m not sure who would be a good girlfriend for Phelps but he caould have anyone.
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How about the grown-up version of Christina Ricci’s character in Mermaids? That little girl was a great swimmer, loved to be underwater as much as possible, and could hold her breath for extended periods. She even slept sometimes in a room that was lit to look like it was under the sea. A perfect match!
I LOVE The Cutting Edge. I even watched those sad sequal ones on TV about their daughter or whatever.
I am not sure who he should date. Maybe someone that doesn’t mind the smell of chlorine?
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Yeah! There are other Cutting Edge fans:)
Great suggestions!
Caryunderwood is TOTALY HIS WOMAN so thats what i think
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